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MR.
CHRISTOPHER: Hey Penny! I’m back!
PENNY:
Did you get me a candy bar?
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: Sorry, I wasn’t able
to. But, I got us both some delicious apples and
oranges.
PENNY:
Riiiight … you weren’t ABLE to get
me a candy bar. It sounds suspiciously like you
just DIDN’T get me a candy bar after our
earlier discussion of the health benefits of eating
fruit over candy.
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: Well, I know it probably appears
that way. But actually I walked down to the corner
market and they were closed early today for inventory
reasons. But my friend at the local fruit stand
was still out selling the last of his produce.
So I figured you would rather have an afternoon
snack of fruit than nothing at all.
PENNY:
OK, well you’re right there. I really
need a boost to beat off those late-afternoon
doldrums. I don’t think I can make it to
supper. I’m tired and hungry. I guess fruit
will do.
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: I know what you mean. Long
day, huh?
PENNY:
Yeah, China research is always a challenge. It
is such a vast country. There are so many stories
and the needs for the gospel are overwhelming.
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: True. The needs do seem overwhelming
at times. Here gang, consider this.
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: So Penny, what do you want
… an apple or an orange?
PENNY:
An orange, definitely. Thanks!
SURFER
BOB: Knock … knock!
PENNY:
Oh, hey Surfer Bob! How’s the web surf-n-search
going?
SURFER
BOB: Knock … knock!
PENNY:
Oh brother … OK, WHO’S THERE?
SURFER
BOB: Apple.
PENNY:
Apple who?
SURFER
BOB: Knock … knock.
PENNY:
Surfer Bob, I really don’t have time for
this.
SURFER
BOB: Knock … knock.
PENNY:
Oh alright, WHO’S THERE!?!?!
SURFER
BOB: Apple.
PENNY:
Apple who?
SURFER
BOB: Knock … knock.
PENNY:
BOB!!!! THIS IS GETTING SILLY!
SURFER
BOB: Knock … knock.
PENNY:
WHO’S THERE?!?!?!??
SURFER
BOB: Apple … KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
PENNY:
BOB, ENOUGH!!!!!
SURFER
BOB: Knock … knock.
PENNY:
WHO’S THERE, ALREADY!?!?!?!??!
SURFER
BOB: Orange.
PENNY:
Orange who?
SURFER
BOB: OR-AAAANGE you glad I didn’t
say APPLE!?!?!? Heh … heh … yee doggies,
that’s a good one!!!!
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: That’s a really old
one, Surfer Bob. It wasn’t funny when I
was a kid, and it certainly isn’t funny
now.
SURFER
BOB: You mean there was a time in ancient
history when you were a kid? Yowiee, that must
have been ages ago. So, Christopher … I’m
curious … what was it like back in the horse
and buggy days?
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: I wouldn’t know, Surfer
Bob … you tell me. Here Penny … your
orange.
PENNY:
Thanks Mr. C. OK, Bob, enough of the “knock
knock” jokes. We have work to do. What have
you found out about the young people of China?
SURFER
BOB: Well, Penny … funny you ask.
Oranges have been a bit of a theme for us today,
haven’t they? Well, if you like oranges
… you’ll get a big kick out of this
China story I have for ya!
PENNY:
Why? What are you talking about?
SURFER
BOB: Watch here, you’ll see what
I mean!
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: Penny, it is really sad to
think about. There are so many people …
GOOD PEOPLE … out there who are lost without
Jesus Christ. They need to hear about His love
and salvation.
PENNY:
Yeah, and a lot of those people are in
China. China has so many young people who have
grown up with the atheistic idea that there is
no God. They’ve been taught that since they
were young. How tragic.
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: You see, gang, just being
good isn’t what the Bible says will save
us from our sin. We have to believe and follow
God’s son, Jesus Christ. Here take a look
at this passage.
KOM PowerVerse
John 14:6, NIV
"Jesus answered: 'I am
the way and the truth and the life. No one comes
to the Father except through me.'”
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: You see, kids, Jesus Christ
said that He is the way, the truth and the life.
No one has access to the Father, God, except through
Him. Those words have a lot of power and meaning.
PENNY:
Basically, they mean that if you want to get to
know and understand our creator God, you must
first know His son, Jesus Christ.
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: Exactly! And being good or
bad is not the key. The key is believing in, loving
and following Jesus Christ.
SURFER
BOB: In other words, if you are a bad apple
or even a GOOD ORANGE, like in the story, the
only way to be with God in heaven is to become
a follower of Jesus!
PENNY:
That’s right! And speaking of oranges …
is there another one in there, Mr. C?
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: There sure is!
SURFER
BOB: Hey Christopher, do you have any tacos
or burritos in that bag of yours?
MR.
CHRISTOPHER: No Surfer Bob, just fruit
… you nut!
SURFER
BOB: Hardee har har!”
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